spongebob

spongebob
1. (spongebob) (3202↑, 623↓)
little square dude

hold on there little square dude\!

2. (spongebob) (1965↑, 593↓)
First off, Spongebob is not homosexual. He's a sponge\! He reproduces asexually by budding. How he acts is different...I just wanted to clarify that up.

spongebob: can you reproduce by budding?

3. (spongebob) (1939↑, 568↓)
1: One who wears square pants 2: One who lives in a pineapple under the sea

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS\!\!

4. (Spongebob) (1229↑, 455↓)
A cartoon character on Nickelodeon. He is a yellow, square-shaped, friendly sponge who works at the Krusty Krab. He lives in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbant and yellow and porous is he.

Did you see the episode where Spongebob befriends Plankton?

5. (Spongebob) (1073↑, 547↓)
Funniest cartoon character in years\! He's naive yet shows signs of intelligence which his friend Patrick Star lacks. Also works for Mr. Krabs at the Krusty Krab making Krabbie Patties\!

Spongebob gives neighbor Squidward many headaches\!

6. (SPONGEBOB) (296↑, 26↓)
A square dude with a lame job and no life. ...and i don't mean the cartoon

If you still work at McDonald's flipping krabby patties, get a real job Spongebob.

Author: Ms. Sophisticated http://spongebob.urbanup.com/6063969
7. (spongebob) (614↑, 423↓)
A porous, spongey Nickelodeon character who has a very naive personality.

SpongeBob went jellyfishing in Jellyfish Fields.

8. (spongebob) (516↑, 341↓)
The name of an underwater [sponge] who has his own show on [Nickelodeon].He is [yellow], has no hair ([bald]), has [blue eyes], and wears [squarepants]. Sex: [Male] Sexuality: [Asexual](which means he's not gay) Race: [???] Friends: [Patrick], [Squidward](???), [Sandy], Mr.Krabs Pets: [Gary], Larry (from the episode "Dumped"), Jerry (also from the episode "Dumped") Age: 19 going on 20

SpongeBob is the best show ever to have hit television\!

Author: SpongeSebastian http://spongebob.urbanup.com/1787758
9. (spongebob) (111↑, 37↓)
acting in a way that stupefies oneself

Because of your lack of mental maturity, you are becoming more and more of a spongebob to your work enemies.

10. (Spongebob) (96↑, 24↓)
An easily offended person

Friend 1: Dude, you suck\! Friend 2: I DO NOT SUCK\!\! *cries* Friend 1: Geez, your such a spongebob\!

Author: UnluckyIrishChick http://spongebob.urbanup.com/6092700
11. (Spongebob) (72↑, 21↓)
Commonly used term in the hood to describe a square, bitch nigga, or a snitch.

"And don't talk to square niggaz, you know, spongebobs Kanye West niggaz, talking through the wire dawg" -Slick Pulla

12. (Spongebob) (0↑, 0↓)
An awesome little Sponge dude. Square. Yellow. Amazing. He lives in a Pineapple.

Dude did you see that episode of Spongebob last nite? Yea\!

13. (SpongeBob) (18↑, 24↓)
The show that after the second season made most kids gay

I Just got a boner from watchign spongebob and patrick hug.

14. (Spongebob) (10↑, 17↓)
A show that was very funny,.. till they hired some retard writer after the movie. Now it is probably the stupidest and most annoying show around, especially because it refuses to die. Nickelodeon gargles piss.

Spongebob = 8=D ^_^ \<3

Author: Count Spoogeula http://spongebob.urbanup.com/5905891
15. (Spongebob) (215↑, 222↓)
A tampon

Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom with (Mr.) Crabs.

16. (Spongebob) (1↑, 9↓)
Spongebob: when someone sponges off of you financially.

Dude, stop being such a [spongebob]. The next round of drinks are on you\!

Author: Jaded_Epilogue88 http://spongebob.urbanup.com/6000222
17. (Spongebob) (1↑, 9↓)
In Grand Theft Auto IV, when 6 or more cop cars crash into your vehicle and they start piling up everywhere. Reference to Spongebob episode where Spongebob got boxed in by many cops.

Joe: "Holy shit Ian, last time I played GTAIV, I got into a Spongebob and somehow escaped." Ian: "Wow, I wish I could do that."

Author: Wannaseesomethinwild http://spongebob.urbanup.com/5884868
18. (Spongebob) (5↑, 13↓)
the most annoying thing known to man with a starfish that's a dope as his friend and other charecters that go and be annoying idiots all over the place and may it get canceled soon

Dear god please cancel spongebob already. stop ruining little kids's easily manipulated minds to act as the most annoying things on earth amen.

19. (spongebob) (12↑, 20↓)
A gay, retarded, yellow sponge who lives in the bottom of the sea, in a pineapple.

Spongebob is gay with Patrick.

20. (spongebob) (3↑, 11↓)
A spongebob is some square ass dude that might come around and cramp a vibe thats goin on. Or a lame ass dude tryin to fit in.

here come that ol spongebob ass n\@\#\!a \!\!\!

21. (spongebob) (107↑, 115↓)
Used to be an AWESOME show. If you think it's too kiddy, that's great. Go watch another show. However, the recent episodes are not so great. Nickelodeon has ruined it.

spongebob

22. (spongebob) (121↑, 129↓)
spongebob is a nice sponge. he is also funny. First of all, he is NOT GAY. I looked in urban dictionary and it said he is not gay so if you think that he is then you should just stay an idiot okayyyyyyy\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! gosh so there is proof because he has been doing a lot of thinks for sandy cheeks. So that means that probably spongebob likes sandy. Also, if you draw gay pictures then that means YOU are gay. He likes his friends patrick,mr.krabs,and squidward but not in a GAY way\! Remember, he is a sponge\!\!\!\!\! a sea creature\! So if you don't like spongebob then stop insulting him. Think to yourself is this the way how you should behave? Ask yourself that. So the point is that spongebob is not gay and don't put immature pictures about gay stuff. If you don't like spongebob or any other cartoon well fine\!\!\! so if you put thumbs down you are a really bad person. if you put thumbs up you are a sweet angel. Also tell me if woodler sockbat and spongebob are friends or relatives. And remember: not a gay way\!\!\!\! Lying is a very bad thing to do so don't do it and think about what you do decide to do before you do it. Honesty is the best policy. He is NOT gay. And I know that because I am a spongebob major fan.

guy: is spongebob gay? guy2: not in a bad way, but he is a very happy sponge(the nice meaning of gay is happy).

Author: fisherman deputy vet http://spongebob.urbanup.com/2844413
23. (spongebob) (187↑, 195↓)
Coolest square dude ever

spongebob is the coolest square dude ever

24. (SpongeBob) (36↑, 44↓)
The SpongeBob The 'SpongeBob' look, taken from the the character name and American animated T.V series/ Media Franchise,'SpongeBob SquarePants'.It is used best to describe someone who has a square shaped upper body with no waist, but very skinny legs. Hot on the heals of the Muffin Top due to the low rise jeans explosion. This is a look that should be avoided at all costs\!

"you have such fantastic legs..but that outfit makes you look a bit SpongeBob.." "Those metallic leggings are fierce\!\!..but the jumper on top makes you look too SpongeBob\!" The SpongeBob is NEVER a good look ladies (or gents).

25. (spongebob) (15↑, 24↓)
when someone excreets all bodily substances or noises (laugh,cry,piss themselves, cum, sweat, and shit themselves) all at the same time.

OMG\! did you see that lol that was so amazing i just spongebobed\!

Author: the jamezinator http://spongebob.urbanup.com/5280095
26. (Spongebob) (28↑, 37↓)
a yellow laughing sponge that lives under the sea who works at the krust crab and likes to jelly fish, also one of my favortie cartoons untill new episodes began to make him dummer, and more violent.

Hey did you watch spongebob last night?

27. (spongebob) (6↑, 15↓)
2 definitions that i know of: \#1: My personal favorite, a new type of jerking brought on by crank dat spongebob dance \#2: A sponge, that lives under the sea. Friends with a fish...a starfish

\#1: Man u see those jerks listenin to that new song tippin' on my dick by the Rangers. They hella got that spongebob down man. \#2: Dude spongebob is funny as hell man

Author: TheKELLOGboyzzz http://spongebob.urbanup.com/4301712
28. (spongebob) (2↑, 11↓)
A sex maneveur in which, while having sex in a tub, the male blows his load in the tub, while the female fishes up the load with her mouth (her head bobs in the water), then spits the load into her had and rubs it into her vagina, so to absorb it like a sponge.

[Spongebob]\! Judy, Spongebob...\!\!\! quick sponge up that sperm\!

Author: hungryhippo234567 http://spongebob.urbanup.com/4164080
29. (spongebob) (2↑, 11↓)
a single cigarette, a loosey.....comparison to the infamous tv icon in the means of square,...using it to pertain to a square, one stick of tobacco, code name for a single cigarette since they are illegal.....

Let me get two black and milds and a spongebob. Is that all sir? No, I want to buy this beer and also box of spongebobs. Newports please.

30. (Spongebob) (14↑, 23↓)
1. Shortened from the characters name [Spongebob Squarepants] from the American animated series of the same name. 2. A Spongebob is slang for someone who acts [square] (Hence [Spongebob Squarepants] being square shaped), considered lame or uncool or tries too hard. 3. Also noted to be used to describe someone who has a square body, be that by appearance of their physique or caused by clothing they are wearing.

"These guys are Spongebobs" "People who enjoy [Spongebob Squarepants] might be considered Spongebobs"

31. (spongebob) (19↑, 28↓)
The SpongeBob is A Dance that originated in Baltimore Clubs that requires alot of leg work and is usually done to club songs whether in a club or not. This form of dance is usually called by native club goers as "Rockin' Off" or "Shakin' Off" most cases can be found on youtube if you type in "SpongeBob Dance"

A way to do the Spongebob would be to lean to one side and kick the other leg to that side land the foot and slide the leg without lifting it and land on the kicked foot sliding the other foot while doing so in a continous motion (Takes very long to learn if not native to club dances)

32. (spongebob) (41↑, 50↓)
a little yellow square dude that lives in a pinnaple has a pet snail named gary is best friends with patrick the starfish works at the krusty krab making krabby patties for mr. krabs and daughter pearl the whale and then goes to boating school with mrs. puff to get hims boating lisence and loves jelly fishing and karate with his other friendsandy cheeks the underwater squirrel and then in hisspare time he tends to annoy squidward as he lives next door to him and then works with him

Jelly fishing jelly fishing yeah i'm ready i'm ready lalalalalalalalalalala

33. (Spongebob) (14↑, 25↓)
A gay yellow bag of shit who loves men.

person 1: Hey man, wanna go to my house and watch some Spongebob? person 2: LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE\!\!

34. (Spongebob) (4↑, 15↓)
When you are with a women and having relations and when you are about to come, you do it in her socks and then she puts them on.

Last night I gave her a 'spongebob' and she didn't know until she put her socks on to leave

35. (spongebob) (1↑, 12↓)
a really smart kid that looks like a fictional character.

haha you look like spongebob. (meaning your smart :])

Author: bob to the sponge http://spongebob.urbanup.com/3285150
36. (spongebob) (11↑, 23↓)
A very crappy cartoon that fails at anything approaching hilarity. Also was a much better cartoon/idea when it was called Rocko's Modern Life.

Person 1: Hey, spongebob is kinda like rocko's modern life. Person 2: Yeah except spongebob sucks. Person 2: Yeah, seriously.

37. (spongebob) (10↑, 22↓)
a homosexual male yellow square dude who makes out with a pink starfish. coincidentally this starfish is also male.

spongebob: hey patrick im ready\! are you ready? cause im ready\! patrick: OH YEA BABY\! im ready\! lets go to your place and party all night long with gary\! then we can go over and get squidward, and the real fun begins\!

Author: caitlin, cedric, and mike http://spongebob.urbanup.com/3304248
38. (spongebob) (11↑, 23↓)
verb: the act of having sexual intercourse with; the act of masturbating. adjective: hot. Originated from high school kids who wanted to talk about the above without anyone knowing what they were talking about.

I want to spongebob her so badly\! She looks like spongebob\!

39. (Spongebob) (2↑, 15↓)
The act of shoving a [bag] of [drugs], and/or or associated [paraphernalia], down the front of their pants when a [cop] is sighted nearby in order to avoid [legal] troubles. Spongebobing often can lead to [Ghost Taint].

'[Shit], we are getting pulled over, Spongebob that [pipe] and the [weed], quick\!' 'It's too hot, I'll burn my [unit]\!' 'If the [cop] finds that, I will make you my [Bottom Bunk Bitch].' 'I would rather [toast] my [junk] than that\!' 'You'll only get a little [Ghost Taint].'

40. (Spongebob) (8↑, 21↓)
Asian. Definitely asian. Yellow, can't drive, and knows karate. Asian.

Hi spongebob\! You're asian\!

41. (spongebob) (6↑, 19↓)
a cartoon character whose best friends name is patrick. also a delicious ice cream treat that is completely addictive.

carey: "what are you eating??" tracee: "a spongebob icecream bar." carey: "can i have a bite??" tracee: "k." carey: *takes bite and takes off running to nearest gas station to get her own icecream bar*

Author: OHnoYOUdidnt\!\!\! http://spongebob.urbanup.com/4081479
42. (spongebob) (34↑, 47↓)
The meaning of sixth grade. The most amazing little square dude in the whole universe. Has amazing pants.

I HEART SPONGEBOB.

43. (spongebob) (1↑, 14↓)
the act of giving oral sex to a girl by filling a sponge with water shoving it up her pussy then blowing on it to send the water shooting out, usually produces a huge orgasm.

Dude, I gave that chick a spongebob last night.

Author: sourcreamizdashit http://spongebob.urbanup.com/3934595
44. (Spongebob) (111↑, 124↓)
Better than you.

"Spongebob is better than you"

Author: Spongebob Spliffpants http://spongebob.urbanup.com/225120
45. (Spongebob) (49↑, 63↓)
A cartoon sponge, the main character of the Nickelodeon show, Spongebob Squarepants. He is also my hero. Spongebob really isn't gay, because he really isn't real. He's just a cartoon, for Pete's sake\! Okay, I admit that some of the things he does are a bit gayer than other cartoon characters, but it's just supposed to make people laugh\! It isn't trying to send the message of: Spongebob, the fictional cartoon sponge, is really a homosexual\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Jerk: Hey, did you see the new episode of Spongebob? He is soooo gay\!\! Me: Wow. You idiot.

46. (Spongebob) (11↑, 26↓)
Aside from the yellow sponge with his own television show, Spongebob also refers to any person invited or uninvited to a gathering in which that person does not provide any food items (e.g. spinach dip, chicken wings) or beverages (e.g. a liter of soda or a case of beer) and eats and drinks to his/her heart's content. Thus acting like a sponge.

Timmy: Hey Dave, nice party. I brought some coca-cola and Doritos for everyone to enjoy. Dave: Oh\! Thanks a lot Timmy. I'll set these right on the table. John: Hey Dave, swell get-together. Where's the cooler? I'm parched. Dave: It's right next to the porch spongebob. Jake: I thought I asked you to bring over an extra case of Bud Light Lime Thomas\! Tom: Oh yeah, I forgot. Sorrry. Jake: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE SPONGEBOB\! Robbie: That's his third beer in the last half hour. Who invited spongebob??

47. (SpongeBob) (14↑, 29↓)
SpongeBob is a porous yellow sponge that lives under the sea in a pinapple, He has a bestfriend who lives under a rock, under the sea named Patrick, a not so book-smart starfish that is lazy, theres also his "bestfriend" Squidward who lives in a Tiki house under the sea he is a grumpy sponge hater squid, who somehow even with all his might cant get rid of SpongeBob who claims to be his "friend"

"Have you seen that yellow sponge ,named SpongeBob under the sea?"

48. (spongebob) (3↑, 18↓)
an arabian sex move in which the girl takes her heavily used pad and wraps it around her man's dick, using it as a condom.

hey look at that girl over there. i bet she can spongebob real good.

49. (spongebob) (6↑, 21↓)
To binge drink. Popularized slang originating in Charleston South Carolina.

we goin to the club and we gonna spongebob. what? Spongebob. Soak up all the liquids.

Author: SouthernPlaylisticD http://spongebob.urbanup.com/3526053
50. (spongebob) (267↑, 282↓)
The best little critter in the deep blue sea\!

I love spongebob so much\!

51. (spongebob) (32↑, 48↓)
A once popular tv show. After the third season of the show and the movie. The show went down at a 90 degree angle like the episode "rock bottom" Timeline: seasons 1-3: Funny episodes. Funny jokes. Even adults laugh to it. This couldve made up for all of the shows nickelodeon cancelled. The movie: Graphic changes. Spongbob appeared in an unusual yellow. His voice also changed. He also became a little more immature, with unusual humor. Season 4: apparently, steven hillenburg left. The show started downsloping. They changed his voice to an annoying higher pitched voice. They also made patrick more of a dumbass. The rest of them: the new producers completely shrunk the size of his genitalia. He turned into a spineless pussy who is curious for men like patrick. They completely wrongfully stereotyped teenagers; some of them looked like 2 year olds, and some had that gay preppy voice (i.e. That is just soo totally weird). They completely ruined the only good show on nickelodeon. They aimed at the entertainment for toddlers.

little boy: ow my gosh spongebob is so funny. Me: you will grow up to be gay.

52. (Spongebob) (11↑, 27↓)
1) n. At one point one of Nickelodeon's most popular cartoons that people of many different ages could enjoy, but has recently degraded into a very childish and bland series. He's kind of like a Chemotherapy patient- Nickelodeon has managed to keep him alive, but now he's just a shell of what he was. 2) n. A slang. Another was of saying "[Closet Homo]".

1) "Hey guys\! I was watching Spongebob the other day and I realized they were ripping off episode plots from other cartoons like Baby Looney Toons and Rugrats in a desperate attempt to keep the series going\!" 2) "What's up with that new guy at the office? Is he a Spongebob?"

53. (spongebob) (12↑, 28↓)
when you cum on a sponge and through it multiple times at a girl.

"i'ma spongebob dat hoe"

54. (spongebob) (65↑, 81↓)
cum on a sponge, wait til it gets rock hard then bash someone in the back of the head

My home economics teacher gave me an F, so i offered to do the dishes after school and stole the sponge and snuck up on her and bashed her head in with a spongebob and gave myself an A then after gave her an [ear cream pie].

55. (Spongebob) (1↑, 18↓)
A show that used to be funny, the new episodes sucks. The orginal Director left, and the new ones made spongebob look stupid and all this other stuff. WHERE ARE YOU STEPHEN HILLENBURG???

Person 1: Hey, did you see spongebob last night? Person 2: Nah, the new ones suck.

Author: BringbackStephenHillenburg98 http://spongebob.urbanup.com/5800786
56. (Spongebob) (4↑, 21↓)
A diligent fry cook. However, he has the potential to bring the Krusty Krab, literally, BILLIONS if he were a prostitute. This is because he has so many holes and therefore and can take millions of customers at a time.

Sandy: "Hey Patrick, im gonna go fuck Spongebawb, that cute little critter, he is." Patrick:"No\! Spongebob is MY best friend so I will go screw him FIRST\!" Spongebob: "Hey don't worry guys\! I've got plenty of holes to spare\! Sandy, you go on hole \#968 and Patrick ima give you a blowjob. Just $500 per hour guys. No checks accepted."

57. (Spongebob) (9↑, 26↓)
a retarded seasponge who lives in a pineapple...i told u hes retarded

Patrick Star: Hi Spongebob Spongebob: DOSLDHUOGSIGUG

58. (spongebob) (81↑, 98↓)
The little square guy on television from who most of my livelyhood comes.

SpongeBob:Rember licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.

59. (Spongebob) (16↑, 34↓)
Argubually the most hillarious thing since Mr Bean although they have different kind of humor.Spongebob is actually a species of sea sponge but its shape is more resemble to kitchen sponge.The cartoon is really great and the joke are so hillarious and can appeal towards young and adult although this lasted only for 3 season.After that the show seems to go through motion and the creator seems to run out of idea.

The old episode of Spongebob is like Mr Bean where you would find it funny even after 10 years.The new one were somewhat more annoying than funny,but still enjoyable if you watch it on Monday.

60. (spongebob) (204↑, 222↓)
Look spongebob is not gay. For you people who think he is you are getting alot of thumbs down. people who think spongebob is NOT gay you are getting thumbs up. Spongebob is a ladies man that's how he got sandy cheeks. And he does NOT flirt with patrick he is just greeting him nicely. Also he sometimes dresses up like a girl because he is just being funny. And Gay pictures of spongebob are not true. They are lies. So believe it that spongebob is NOT gay.

me: people if you think spongebob is gay O i'll fry your liver boy or gal and i'll eat them I said i'll eat them. Also A way to make spongebob stop talking just say is that Sandy Cheeks in a bikini\!\!\!\! Then spongebob will say where?(with hearts in his eyes). Then just ditch him.

Author: fisherman deputy vet http://spongebob.urbanup.com/2848637
61. (Spongebob) (155↑, 173↓)
Over-merchandised Nickelodeon character with square pants. The new episodes of spongebob, do indeed SUCK ASS. Because Stephen Hillenburg, the original director, left the show. So yeah, the old Spongebob was better. c:

"So, Spongebob began in 1999, with some great original episodes. After the movie, it sucked. (:"

62. (Spongebob) (8↑, 27↓)
Spoungbob fancies Sandy the squirrel.

As in Spongebob, he went on a date to her upside down fish bowl

63. (Spongebob) (11↑, 30↓)
A sponge whos name is bob, and his choice of lifestyle is to wear square pants. He lives in a pineapple under the sea, and has many other great frieneds such as a starfish, crab, squid, and a squirll\!

Hey did you watch spongebob on nickoloden last night? yeah i love that show\!\!

64. (Spongebob) (135↑, 154↓)
He's lives in a Pinapple under the sea. He's absorbant, yellow and porous. He's a nautical nonsense that you wish for. Go get down a deck and flop like a fish. He's a little square dude who works at the Krusty Krab and chills with his friends Squidward, Sandy and Patrick (who lives under a rock.) Funniest show ever.

SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm sick, Patrick. I'm going to the doctor. Patrick: What? Oh no, you can't go\! SpongeBob SquarePants: Why not? Patrick: I know a guy who knows a guy who went to the doctor, and the doctor's office is a horrible, horrible place. SpongeBob SquarePants: It can't be as horrible as the suds. [Sneezes] Patrick: Oh, it is, SpongeBob. First, they make you sit in a... waiting room\! SpongeBob SquarePants: Is that the horrible part? Patrick: No, it gets worse. They make you read... old magazines\! [SpongeBob shrieks] Patrick: Then the doctor pulls out his stethoscope. SpongeBob SquarePants: No\! Patrick: Yes\! It's a device so sinister, so icy cold when it touches your bare flesh that... Pssh\! SpongeBob SquarePants: Aaah\! No doctor\! No stethoscope\! No magazines\! No Pssh\! Patrick, I don't want to go to the doctor. Patrick: Exactly.

65. (Spongebob) (42↑, 62↓)
A spongey yellow sponge.

"Hey\! Spongebob is on\! turn to it\!"

66. (spongebob) (6↑, 26↓)
There are 2 possible definitions: Mainstream population's definition-a funny show about a sponge that lives under the sea in a pineapple. There is also Mr. Krabbs, his employer; Squidward, his neighbor; Patrick, his starfish friend. Definition from anyone who is NOT brainwashed: a thoroughly idiotic show, on nickelodeon. it's seems a show more tailored to idiots, what with all the terrible jokes, and...it's just awful. it's just another one of those fads that appeals to mainstream Americans. (see [ipod] [iphone] [playstation 3] [rap] [the parkers] [under one roof] [american idol] [one tree hill] [laguna beach] [90210] [big brother] [taco bell] [wegman's] [south park] [family guy] [football] [jerry springer] [abercrombie&fitch]) *now watch all the fantards attack me*

G1:LOL\! spongebob's crying because he dropped a krabby patty on the floor\! me:... G2:LOL\! he did it again\! me:zzzzz G1:dude, what are you emo? me:*snore* what me? no, watching total sh*t makes me tired

Author: who reads the names? http://spongebob.urbanup.com/3221844
67. (spongebob) (4↑, 25↓)
A square sponge that wears square pants. He has his own animated television show on Nick and is appealing to kids because of the child-oriented animation, his not-so-bright best-friend Patrick, and stupid things he does. The show is also appealing to teenagers and adults because of the inside jokes that only they would understand and catch, its can in a minor way relate to the older audience in some way, the not-so-bright best-friend Patrick, and he stupid things he does, usually with patrick and/or squidward, the depressed, boring, Mr. Downside neighbor.

SpongeBob: (after waking up from a bad dream with every main charater) Ah\! (sees everyone hovering over his bed) SpongeBob: Hey. What's going on? Are we having a pajama party? Squidward: No\! We are not\! Sandy Cheeks: Just do us all a favor and stay out of our dreams\! Squidward: Don't we get enough of you in the day? Gary: Meow\! Patrick: Does anybody have a quarter?

Author: showing the adult in kid shows http://spongebob.urbanup.com/5550689
68. (Spongebob) (15↑, 36↓)
A fun little idiotic character in the hit show SpongeBob Squarepants. He is the main character, and has a best friend Patrick.

Spongebob:Hi Patrick Patrick: Im stupid Spongebob:Your not stupid Patrick, I love you...

69. (spongebob) (21↑, 45↓)
Some yellow sponge with eyeballs and a nasally voicebox. He has a pink starfish, a squid, and a squirrel that wears a spacesuit and has a fish bowl on it's head to breathe carbon dioxide over and over and doesn't die from it. He like to do fruity-tooty dances sometimes when he's with his retarded starfish lover. Steals free baloons. Lives in a pineapple. Goes to a driver's class with a teacher that is a blowfish but looks like a pepperoni pizza.

Spongebob's breath smelled like bullshit, causing mold to grow on the theatre he's in, eventually to the point where the theatre completely caves in.

70. (spongebob) (171↑, 196↓)
A 4th grader's fingerpaint except WITHOUT the [talent] A cartoon created by Stephen Hillenburg, the person who also created Rocko's Modern Life

Man...I can't believe they replaced Rocko's Modern Life for this talking sponge that's suppose to be funny.

71. (Spongebob) (3↑, 29↓)
a very gay annoying little cartoon character that i worship on tv.

Spongebob: oh please will you stick this krabbypatty up my anus patrick

72. (spongebob) (15↑, 41↓)
A code word that can be used for [porn]

I'm bored and horny, im gonna watch some spongebob

73. (spongebob) (43↑, 79↓)
1.a nigga that wears square pants. 2.a krunk show that comes on Nickelodeon. 3.he lives in a pineapple unda the sea.

1.Who lives in a pineapple under tha sea? sponge bob square pants\!\!\! 2.Im ready\! Im ready\!

74. (spongebob) (52↑, 89↓)
You are a sponge bob if 1: Your laugh is gay as hell. 2: your friend is a starfish 3: you live in a pine apple. 4: if you never shut the fuck up\!

Hey sponge bob, where your gay ass five armed fag? oh, he's in your pine apple? why dont you ever shut the fuck up you spongebob?

75. (Spongebob) (24↑, 63↓)
spongebob is the god of our new generation

spongebob: i am god, deal with it you idiots who dont like me, or shall send you a letter telling you how angry i am, yes, A [mean]letter which will destroy you inside

76. (Spongebob) (48↑, 87↓)
Short sweet and to the point, Spongebob is the antichrist, sent here to poison the youth of the world.

Spongebob will take over the world so that he can have nightly butt sex with Inuyasha.

77. (spongebob) (16↑, 55↓)
the guy across the street at band practice that is always complaining about our music

Look here comes spongebob\!

78. (spongebob) (23↑, 62↓)
A friendly insult, used as a nickname, meaning someone who behaves foolishly, or someone of little intellegence. 2: A yellow cartoon character of little intellegence

Hey, Spongebob\!

79. (spongebob) (18↑, 58↓)
Anyone not hip or down with the current trends. Lame Person or Square Person (Spongebob was square shaped).

Them dudes are lame, a bunch of Spongebob ass cats.

80. (spongebob) (23↑, 63↓)
Sentinent sponge cartoon character who promotes the gay agenda and makes [fundie]s all around the world very, very angry. Good sponge\!

Spongebob mocks the fundamentalists with his homosexuality.

81. (spongebob) (28↑, 68↓)
A Nicklodeon Cartoon Character, named Spongebob who lives in a pineapple under the sea, he is yellow, and is a sponge shaped being with squarepants. His balls have not yet dropped, and so he has this rather squeaky irritable voice. adored mainly by moshers, emos and a few goths.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea?SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS\!

82. (spongebob) (33↑, 74↓)
person wit a no neck

" damn dat bitch looks like spongebob"

83. (spongebob) (22↑, 68↓)
A reason why little 9 year olds shouldn't be allowed in this website. It saddens me that people atcually like this crap.

Some one :"A cartoon character on Nickelodeon. He is a yellow, square-shaped, friendly sponge who works at the Krusty Krab. He lives in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbant and yellow and porous is he." Me:Fuck off anklebitter, i shoot yo mutha fukin soccer mom\! and Spongebob can go to hell and suck demon's balls.

84. (Spongebob) (39↑, 85↓)
A cute little Sponge that wears square pants.. So what if he is gay?? What Patrick and Spongebob do behind closed Pineapples is noones business besides themselves. Maybe all the "Crusty Crab" got to him\! No WONDER he's a flamer\!\!\!

Spongebob takes it up the ass...doo dah doo dah. And that's his OWN damn business\! I'll still let [Ivy Rose] watch the show. Just not his X-rated video.

85. (Spongebob) (195↑, 244↓)
A freakish form of sponge which has gained the ability of speech. Most of his viewers are idiots (Like him) and should go stab themselves as soon as they can. He pales in comparison to Invader Zim, and I will take it upon myself to kill spongebob's entire artist team so he can never be drawn again.

Once I went home and saw that Nickelodion canceled Invader Zim and made spongebob its Poster boy. I then cut my wrists open and watched Adult Swim.

86. (Spongebob) (15↑, 68↓)
A super funny TV show in nicklodeon he is so dumb.His best friend Patrick Star is a complete idiot or should i say Caballa.

Scooter:Hey Spongebob is back fish\#1:Spongebob? Scooter:Ya Spoongebob:Yah i'm back fish\#2:Yah the worlds most famous fried cook

87. (spongebob) (27↑, 84↓)
The [Jesus] of the 21 century. But more commercial... and gay.

Child: Hey\! Jesus is at the movie theater this month\! We must go worship\!

88. (spongebob) (59↑, 120↓)
a homosexual cartoon character

scungebob fudgenuts is teh big homo

Author: cornhole-bob shit-testicles is so emo http://spongebob.urbanup.com/1060063
89. (spongebob) (31↑, 98↓)
damn thoose people who think spongebob is funny\! Spongebob is a lame sponge who acts homo. The worst gift I ever got was a pack of spongebob DVD's. I guess its for lamo's who like stupid humor. Also a word for people who act like retards to be "cool"

\#1 look spongebobs kissing patrick like the lame homo he is. \#2 hey here comes spongebob. What a dork\!

90. (spongebob) (51↑, 124↓)
A Small underwater creature who lives in a pineapple under the sea. Is known to sexually molester snails, especially his pet snail, Gary. Often engages in the act of anal sex with his male friend Patrick Star, who is a starfish with a fuckin' IQ of 12. Overall, he is a homosexual sponge who is too fucked up for most of us heterosexuals to comprehend. Is also a TV Star and has his own movie.

Whoa\! I never knew there was a 'Spongebob Takes It' gay porn movie\! Thats disgusting\!

91. (Spongebob) (62↑, 143↓)
SPONGEBOB IS GAY\!\!\!\! Yes, GAY\! The creaters of Spongebob Squarepants where 2 homosexual guys\! HE'S GAY\! Sorry to bust your bubble's little kids, but patrick, and spongebob, are homosexual lovers\!

Spongebob is.......GAY\! Uh oh, NO WAY\! Indeed, he's....gay\!

92. (spongebob) (43↑, 126↓)
according to the chruch: Spongebob is gay. what the fuck took them so long. he has the gayist voice, and everything that the show does he gay. now im no homophobe but the church took a long time to say that spongebob is a gay. Im jewish and even I know that spongebob is gay. u know what?? spongebob is the antichrist.

spongebob is the antichrist and theres nothing we can do about it.

93. (Spongebob) (50↑, 209↓)
One of the Gayest cartoons in Nicklelodian, wait what am i saying? All the shit on Nickleloadian is gay. But Spongebob is a Cartoon that only Stupid American kids watch, if they were any smarter they would have known that Japanese [Anime] is much better that the badly drawn not so funny American Cartoons they watch. Also they tend to use XD just as much as some Anime fans do, both are actually kinda annoying.

Stupid Kid 1: "hey every 1 spongebob is on\!\!\!" Stupid kid 2: "alriht spongebob is so funny, it the best carton ever\!" Me:"Shut the fuck up, go watch some real shit called Anime you Dumbass. Also, learn to spell while you are at it. Better yet, turn off your TV, go get a life. Stupid kid 1 & 2: "Lol your funny" *[Glomps]* LOL XDDDDDDXDXDXD" Me: "You make me ashame to be of the same spieces, no go hang yourself both of you. Need a rope?"

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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